Question asked: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Here are some answers from some intelligent people:
  1. To get to the other side .
     
  2. It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
     
  3. And god came down from the Heavens, and He said to the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road. And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
     
  4. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without having their motives questioned.
     
  5. The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
     
  6. I have just released the Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book.
     
  7.  I did not, and I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with the chicken.
  • You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at her says “She is very rich, and fantastic in bed.!”

    THAT’S ADVERTISING
     
  • You are at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up, straighten your dress and walk up to him to pour him a drink.
    You say, “May I?” and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say “By the way, I am very rich and fantastic in bed!”

    THAT’S PUBLIC RELATIONS
     
  • You see a handsome guy and go upto him and say “I am very rich. I am fantastic in bed. Will you marry me?”

    THAT’S DIRECT MARKETING’
     
  • You see a gorgeous girl at a party and ask her for telephone number. The next day you ring her up and say “Hi, I am very rich. Will you marry me?”

    THAT’S TELEMARKETING
     
  • You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You talk her into going home with your friend.

    THAT’S A SALES REP
     
  • You friend can’t satisfy her, so he calls another friend for help.

    THAT’S TECHNICAL SUPPORT
     
  • You are at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says “I believe you are fantastic in bed!”

    THAT’S BRAND RECOGNITION
     
  • You are at a party and you see a gorgeous girl. You walk up to her and say “I believe you are fantastic in bed! Will you marry me?” She steps back and gives you a nice hard slap on your face!

    THAT’S CUSTOMER FEEDBACK